"Gordon Ramsay says 'this has got to stop' - I was watching it on a DVD player, and the temptation to reach for the stop button was almost overwhelming" - Mark Kermode, BBC Radio 5live
A weak British kitchen-based romcom that normally would have just not been much good, but was elevated to prime rant status thanks to the cameo appearance from Gordon Ramsay.
Ramsay, who once said to Mark "you must be a vegetarian - you've got that wet lettuce look about you", puts in the worst cameo acting by anyone that has ever been seen; "I can't cook, but man alive, he can't act."
Mark asserted that out of the two of them, Mark can act himself far better than Ramsay. Unlike many of Mark's assertions, this is demonstrably true, as Mark has indeed cameoed as himself - in both Extras and The Thick Of It.