“You want to put it on in a gallery? Fine. You want to put it on in your front room? Fine. You want to project it up the side of the Tate Modern? Fine. Just don’t put it on in my cinema” - Mark Kermode, BBC Radio 5live
Not long after his eponymous film - in which a camera simply follows him for an entire match - was released, the French football star then cropped up Goal 2, making it "the second film of his that I have disliked this year."