Hardeep Singh Kohli
One-time stand-in for Mark Kermode on a week in which The Bourne Ultimatum happened to be release. Hardeep's review praised Paul Greengrass as being one of the finest directors working, prompting Mark to ring in (while on holiday) to make it clear that Hardeep was not allowed to have that opinion, because Mark had had it first.
Hardeep's reviews of the films in the Box Office Top 10 that week came via assorted members of his family. Between them and him, the only film they had not seen was the Hindi language film. It was during this countdown that the BBC's Security Correspondent Frank Gardner performed the Spider-Pig song from The Simpsons Movie.
Hardeep described Evan Almighty as "insanity gone mad."