How To Make A Sam Mendes Film

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The basic steps to making a Sam Mendes film, as outlined by listener Matthew Keeler after watching Revolutionary Road:

1) Take several unhappy people 2) Give them two clear, definable choices between being happy or remaining unhappy 3) Make them pick the wrong option 4) Use a gentle piano score to soundtrack depression 5) Kill one, or several, unhappy people

Mark Kermode pointed out that this worked for everything up until Away We Go.