Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl

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Definitely not the Good Dr's favourite movie franchise; the second and third instalments caused two of the most memorable rants.

A quote from the review of Pirates 3: "When she and Orloondo Bland are on screen it's like watching two chairs mating. Is that a nest of tables? No, it's Orloondo Bland and Ikea Knightley having some sort of red-hot passionate embrace that is positively teaky."

All the worse for starring the often wonderful Johnny Depp.