Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl
Definitely not the Good Dr's favourite movie franchise; the second and third instalments caused two of the most memorable rants.
A quote from the review of Pirates 3: "When she and Orloondo Bland are on screen it's like watching two chairs mating. Is that a nest of tables? No, it's Orloondo Bland and Ikea Knightley having some sort of red-hot passionate embrace that is positively teaky."
All the worse for starring the often wonderful Johnny Depp.